In case anyone gets bored over the holidays, here's some stuff to think about. Maybe during one of those long shopping sprees, when you're trying to find your breath underneath a Mango Mandarin scented shopper who just ran you over and then decided to sit on top of you, you can ponder these unknowns. Not that I'm condoning violence, just trying to be realistic here :P Anyway, just think about this:
* Why are stoplights green, red, and yellow (and isn't that yellow more like orange anyway)? Why does green mean ok, let's go, and red means, whoah, stop there mister? Maybe somebody a while back just had their heart broken and decided to nurture a grudge against poor ole red. Or, maybe red represents blood and war and green promotes peace and the Earth and pro-environment stuff. Hmmm, noble ideals, but perhaps there's a better way to promote this noble green concept than on a stoplight, in the middle of a highway, directing gas-guzzling traffic...
* Why are cars and trucks always smiling? Don't believe me? Haha, just go outside-- yes, RIGHT NOW, i don't care if you're working or busy, you deserve a break-- and have a look at your own car. I'll bet you he's (or she's) smiling back at you :) Makes you feel so much better when that lovely smiling car behind you decides to ride two inches from your bumper, or decides to zoom pass you in a no pass zone. At least the car smiled first...but wait, maybe that smile was just haughty, or sneaky, or this is getting way too complicated!!!
Ha, well I just amused myself this morning, so I hope I at least got a smile out of you guys as well. And Happy Thanksgiving =)
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