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Friday, November 27, 2009

Billie Joe the Pug's First Encounter With a 2 Pieces of Cereal-filled Egg Carton

Oh boy, oh boy, I hear the box!
A box, any box, who cares, it's food!
FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD! FOOD!!!
Maybe I should sit.
Where's the food?
There it maybe sit food sit ok ok,
I sit, I - food - sit.
Hurry up, bring my food,
Smells so good, where is it, what IS that?
Food, food, scary white thing!
Should I...go closer...maybe one step...two,
oh dear G-d, it has no fear, unmoving scoundrel!
Must jump back!

Stealing my food! I'll just hide--
Over here-- near the big hairless dogs...who smell funny.
At least they have food.
Maybe they give me more food,
What's that sound, food?
She speaks...food?
Yawn...food?
The big one farted...food?
I'll wait, a little more, a little more,
AHA!!!! I heard it,
Ground, food, WHERE? THERE! YUMMMMMMMMM...
Ah, what next?
Hmm...food? ;)

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