So, yesterday I received a text message from Jesus (excuse me, 'about' Jesus), asking me if I knew that he died on the cross for me. And now that I know, telling me that I should share it with some friends and take responsibility for all that He did for me. Ok, weird... And today, some random cell phone spam, but not just any spam, a personalized voice mail, informing me that I'm approved for some credit program or such. Now there are many things I would like to say in response, but I'll just keep it to one little bitty question: HOW IN THE HECK DID THESE PEOPLE GET MY CELL PHONE NUMBER???? Oh, I forgot...Jesus knows everything, and I'm sure he'd take credit :P
**disclaimer: no offense intended**
**second disclaimer: I had no prior knowledge that Jesus had a cell phone and a cell phone brigade**
**third disclaimer: I wonder what Jesus's number would be: hmm, maybe 1-800-JCR-OCKS**
**fourth disclaimer: seriously, no offense, just be cool...like Jesus on his cell, ha, sorry :) **
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