Floor surfing!

Hey guys, I'm bored, wanna hear a story? So I'm walking into the mall, not paying much attention, and then I get the highlight of my entire week: FLOOR SURFING!!!!! Yes, it was wet outside, but did I have any idea that my shoes could invent an entire new sport all by themselves? No, and not knowing made it that much more fun. I stepped inside and whooosh, there I went gliding effortlessly across the tile floor while millions of shoppers stared in amazement and awe. Ok, maybe it wasn't quite like that, but it sure felt like it. Wasn't expecting it, but I went with it (and tried not to fall) and ended up with a huge smile on my face. It just goes to show that the little things can mean a lot, and your attitude means everything. Plus, the fact that I did in fact not fall probably helped a bit, but that's beside the point ;) Oh, and I highly recommend that everyone should have this experience at least once. You could even try my favorite variation: SOCK SURFING in the kitchen! Yes, I do this at least several times a week, and yes, it is awesome! Please try it, just once, just for me :-)

--Ahhh, I just realized that I didn't tell you guys how to sock surf. Just wear some socks (with other clothing too, if you want :) and run 1 - 2 steps, then sliiiiide! With your arms out, surfer-style. It feels great and makes dogs go crazy. Cats, however, might just sit there and lick themselves, but you know how cool it is so it matters not. And anyway, there's a reason dogs are your best friend, and cats have a large end. Sorry, couldn't resist!